Culinary anecdotes - it's not just a way to lighten the mood. It is also a guide for rocking the press, manual on rewriting and even an ambulance for a family! Do not believe me? See for yourself!
- Honey, I'll porridge cooked, you will be?
- Will! And what is cooked?
- From the dumplings...
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- You kind of fish you want to catch?
- Tavern.
- There is no such fish!
- How is it not? Caviar is, and no fish?
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- Waiter, this meat is very solid! It is impossible to bite. Call administrator.
- It will not help you, he has false teeth.
Wife to her husband:
- I asked you not to interfere! Because of you, I dropped a cookbook,
it shut, and now I do not know what cooked for dinner ...
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Probability sandwich oil falling down
is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
Sandwich, buttered on both sides, after a fall starts rolling on the carpet or hangs in the air.
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A waiter with a tray suitable for the customer of the restaurant:
- Tea? Coffee?
- Perhaps the coffee!
- But not guessed - tea!
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Mother-in-law arranged for the kitchen exam.
In-law: - What does it take to soup was delicious?
Daughter in law: - Welcome in-law and a hungry husband.
- The poor woman is different from the good?
- A good wife all work out new dishes at a party, and on a bad husband.
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Housekeeping tip: leaving from the Internet, clean history and leave open a tab with borscht recipes.
When a man stays at home alone, his refrigerator gaining up to 300 views per evening.
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- Sema, sho vie for the women say?
- Fima, there are only two types of women. On one look and think: "I do not drink so much." And on the other look and think: "I do not earn as much."
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I think the only chance to lose weight with green tea - to climb into the mountains to gather his most ...
Borscht recipe like a man: You take a 55 kg woman, and you put the stove for 40 minutes until cooked borsch.
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- little Sophie, you're all such air...
- Shaw as meringue?
- No, as the alarm!
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